You should have kept it in your pants.

You should have kept it in your pants if you didn't want the responsibility or as you see it, burden. Then I wouldn't want your money without your rights. And you wouldn't have to wander around always knowing in the back of your head that there is a part of you wandering around too. But a different kind of wander, this is a wobbly, size 6 shoe, drooling, innocent mischievous wander. You'll never get to know how sweet his breath smells in the morning, or how he looks when he tells you with his eyes that he loves you. Here is what you are missing.

My sympathy died with your loyalty to us.